We all have those family members that come around the holidays and are just a little bit off – whether they drink too much, ask you too many personal questions, or give you weird looks. Trust me – I’ve been there, which is why I have written this guide on how to handle these relatives and still have an enjoyable time.

So, for all those Aunt Mildreds of the world who can’t get enough cheek pinching or juicy kisses: tell them you have an infectious rash and that it’s best for them not to touch your face.

For all the Aunt Roxanes who drink just a little too much wine and start yelling random things: switch their glass with cranberry juice and tell them it’s sugar-free wine.

For all the Uncle Jims who get too excited about the game: make sure the popcorn bowls are not in their way to send flying across the room.

For all the Aunt Jans who try so hard to cook, but still can’t get it right: try their food, put a smile on your face, and tell them their cuisine belongs on the Food Network. Trust me, it’ll make their day.

For all the Grandpa Bobs who can’t make it past dinner: move them to their favorite chair and give them a warm blanket; they’ll return once they’re reenergized.

For all the Aunt Phyllises who give you weird looks across the dinner table: ask what they’re looking at because you know you’re slaying in your ugly Christmas sweater.

For all the Grandma Denises who are a little too invested in your life: when they start asking you about your love life, tell them that you plan to become a nun.

For all the Grandma Joans who can’t take a hint when you’re full: pretend you’re sick and stick one of your cousins in their reach.

For all the Uncle Brians who are a tad too overprotective and always threaten to have a “talk” with your significant other: also tell them of your plans to be a nun and that you don’t let anyone look twice at you.

And for all the cousin Brittanys and cousin Jakes out there who are more invested in what’s happening in other people’s lives than their own: tell them that no one likes a gossip and ask them about their life. Gossips love to talk about themselves – plus, all you have to do is smile and nod once they start talking.

With all this being said, remember the holidays are a time when families come together to celebrate each other and the past year, so have some fun. You only get to see these people once or twice a year and it means the world to them to hear about your life.

I wish you the best of luck when it comes to tackling your crazy family members.

Happy holidays!