Pancakes, pancakes, golden-brown,
to turn that frown upside down.
Buttered, blueberry, and chocolate chip,
come to The Green Turtle and make the trip.
On the 24th, homecoming day,
before you see the football team play.
9-12 in Towson, support Colophon,
buy the 10 dollar* tickets before they’re gone.
Get them from Busselman, Freeburger, or Belt,
and watch those buttery pancakes melt.

*or $30 for a family of five