Towson Spirit Week

Similar to the satirical publication The Onion, The Kumquat’s goal is to enlighten via satire and humor.

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Medieval Monday – Hear ye, hear ye. Towsonne High Schoole will commence this here spirit week with students dressed in chain mail and steel caps. Joust with thy friends at lunch, but just don’t forget to bring thy iron shield.

Trump Tuesday – Get your suits and hairpieces ready because Tuesday means it’s time to channel your inner faux politician. You must wear at least a $10,000 silk tie and a smirk at all times.We will make Towson great again.

Water Bottle Wednesday – Today is the day to wear your favorite brand of plastic water bottle Aquafina, Dasani, or Deer Park – it doesn’t matter. Just be sure to recycle your outfit at the end of the day.

 Thanksgiving Thursday ­– Turns out there are two Thanksgivings this year, and the second one is this Thursday! All of you lowerclassmen, it’s time to prove your love for your fellow upperclassmen by cooking them a full Thanksgiving meal for lunch. Please remember the cranberry sauce…

Fan Friday – What’s your favorite team? It doesn’t really matter because Fan Friday is too cool for that. Wear your favorite ceiling fan, portable fan, or even hand-held one. This day is sure to be a fan-favorite.

Social Action Saturday – You may think the spirit week ends on Friday, but think again. Come back to Towson High School on Saturday to dress up as your favorite social issue. Global warming and nuclear annihilation are sure to be the hot topics to wear.